using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I had to cum in my sink.
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