i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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