I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He has the fingertips of a God
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