Porn is love you can see.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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