How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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