No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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