I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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