i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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