After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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