Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just google imaged poop.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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