sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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