don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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