This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
