sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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