I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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