OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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