i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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