Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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