I will die if light touches me.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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