Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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