she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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