If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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