I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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