I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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