Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You were trust falling into bushes
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
