you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I want her autograph on my taint
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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