i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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