I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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