Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
