i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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