sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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