saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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