This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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