i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I hope mine doesn't look like that
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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