He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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