Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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