I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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