I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
True college students do jello shots in the library
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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