problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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