I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We named our party play list daddy issues
Acid is not a monday night drug
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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