were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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