I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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