worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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