How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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