i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think people are normalizing furries
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
