so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What a dumb baby whore.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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