it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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