when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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