operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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