whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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