At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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