I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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