Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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