Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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