So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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