Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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