dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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